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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Day Ten-What was I thinking?

It's a 2 class day so I didn't run today but I thought to myself, "Self, you've been running almost two full weeks now and you look pretty good*. Why not get that second bathing suit you've been needing?"
So after class this morning I head over to Marshalls to try on bathing suits.

Any intelligent woman knows that the suck factor of trying on bathing suits ranks right up there with gynecological exams, gum scraping and OH YEAH running but I was determined to do it anyway.

Out of the 6 bajillion bathing suits on the crowed racks at Marhsalls I found one, ONE that suited my needs.
(I will not discuss my bathing suit needs as it will set me back in therapy about 6 years)
Anyhoo take my one bathing suit into the newly redesigned changing rooms-OH! By the way they have "cute" little hooks in the rooms with "neat" little signs above them, DEFINITELY, POSSIBLY and TOMORROW. Nowhere were the more apropos WHAT WAS I THINKING? and F*CK NO!
I try on the bathing suit and uttered the six words NO ONE should ever say while wearing a bathing suit, "What is going on back there?!"

So the suit went back on to the rack and I have resigned myself to owning one bathing suit again this summer which stinks because the one I have is made of so much fabric it takes a day to dry.










*Total lie to myself! I GAINED 2 lbs since running. Say it with me, "Just another reason this whole running thing sucks!"

1 comment:

  1. LMAO.....you are too friggin' funny!!! Keep up the great blogs....

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