31:01Make the Sign of the Cross and Resign myself to yet another day of running
29:30 Realize my shoe is loose but refuse to stop to tie it tighter
26:24 Sports bra-tank thingie begins to ride up and chafe underarm area
20:01 Run in place to watch a HUGE pile of tiny ants dance around the blacktop
16:52 Floppy shorts begin to ride up and get bunched up between thick thighs
14:04 Give finger to leering assjacket in green pick-up
14:03 Turn around to run in opposite direction of assjacket
10:00 Pull shorts out of crotch for 13th time in 6 minutes
9:05 Begin to run in weird wide leg stride to avoid bunching
9:00 Swear to NEVER wear shorts again
7:00 Pass ants again and contemplate stepping on them
6:59 Decide not to step on them
4:20 Wonder would anyone notice if I just stop running right now
4:15 Decide that I WOULD notice and vow to continue
3:00 Can see house
2:30 Seriously consider not returning home
:59 Thank GOD I'm though for the day
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Hey, you owe us 59 seconds!
ReplyDelete59 seconds it how long it took me to hobble down the stairs to my apartment
ReplyDeleteROFL.....I'm in my own nightmarish beginner running program and I've been struggling too and this is hysterical!!!!
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